There's a point where the commute stops mattering and the neighbourhood starts mattering twice as much. You're no longer choosing a suburb for its motorway on-ramp. You're choosing it for the streets themselves, because you'll actually be in them on a Tuesday morning, which is more than most working New Zealanders can say about where they live.
The weighting here favours quiet streets, low crime, and the practical things within easy reach: shops, services, a decent café for when the grandkids are brought around for inspection, and public transport close enough to make the SuperGold card earn its keep. We've left out the clichés about bowls clubs, partly because the data doesn't track them and partly because the retirees we hear from appear to be busier than the rest of us.
What the data does track is whether a suburb is calm, safe and convenient to actually live in, which is the real brief. The garden you've been promising yourself since 1987 is yours to arrange.
Rankings
- #1
Grey Lynn
Auckland, Auckland
92.6 Retiree Score11,049 people - #2
Island Bay
Wellington City, Wellington
86.3 Retiree Score6,828 people - #3
Hataitai
Wellington City, Wellington
85.5 Retiree Score6,465 people - #4
Mount Victoria
Wellington City, Wellington
84.4 Retiree Score4,374 people - #5
Brooklyn
Wellington City, Wellington
83.1 Retiree Score6,666 people - #6
Miramar
Wellington City, Wellington
82.9 Retiree Score6,714 people - #7
Christchurch Central
Christchurch City, Canterbury
81.6 Retiree Score8,151 people - #8
Tawa
Wellington City, Wellington
80.7 Retiree Score12,654 people - #9
Lower Hutt
Lower Hutt City, Wellington
79.9 Retiree Score3,111 people - #10
Queenstown
Queenstown-Lakes District, Otago
79.6 Retiree Score5,130 people - #11
Botany Downs
Auckland, Auckland
79.0 Retiree Score5,775 people - #12
Auckland Central
Auckland, Auckland
78.0 Retiree Score30,414 people - #13
Khandallah
Wellington City, Wellington
77.8 Retiree Score8,430 people - #14
Cardrona
Queenstown-Lakes District, Otago
77.3 Retiree Score2,838 people - #15
Parnell
Auckland, Auckland
76.3 Retiree Score9,126 people - #16
Mosgiel
Dunedin City, Otago
75.5 Retiree Score13,713 people - #17
Western Springs
Auckland, Auckland
75.3 Retiree Score2,859 people - #18
Arrowtown
Queenstown-Lakes District, Otago
74.8 Retiree Score3,351 people - #19
Kohimarama
Auckland, Auckland
74.7 Retiree Score4,305 people - #20
Saint Heliers
Auckland, Auckland
74.3 Retiree Score11,439 people
Rankings refresh when the livability recompute cron runs. Tie-breaking uses overall livability score.